Waiting for the food at IHOP when they randomly broke out into a dance in the kitchen. I’m never getting my omelette…
"Here’s… My Card."
So, I woke up early, this morning, to do some extra cleaning. As I took my trash out to the dumpster, I happened to notice that someone had left a single playing card, face down, in a rather precarious place. I said, “No… way…” then continued to pick up the item of suspicion; “Please be a joker card, please be a joker card. That would be funny as shit!” So, what was it? It was a m********king joker card!
"Pack your bags, honey, we’re moving! Shit’s about to get real up in this town!"